columbia river high school

A school full of racist ass stuck up cunts. They all think their better than everyone else but they all live off of daddies money.

Chad: hey did you hang out with Megan?

Mark: No that bitch goes to Columbia river high school she called me the n word

by Fbgmwhore January 24, 2020

Columbian White

When one takes dried semen, crushes it up like cocaine and snorts it.

Man, did you see that porno where the step-mom is addicted to doing Columbian White lines from her "step don't?

by Birdie7185 February 10, 2020

columbian facemask

When a man ejaculates on someone's face, and uses a pad to rub in the ejaculate in to the other party's face, usually with a cloth or tissue, however any soft pad would be sufficient

"This Columbian chick wanted me to cum on her face and rub it into her skin."

"That's why they call it a Columbian facemask!"

by Benjamin Moore md July 13, 2020

columbian eskimo

The art of flying down to South America smuggling cocaine in your rectum. Once you arrive an Alaskan man (or woman, the cartels preference) comes and snorts the cocaine out of your rectal cavity.

Man I just came back from vacation I had to do a Columbian Eskimo, I’m still sore.

by Torikattt July 28, 2020

columbiana

shume fort columbiana na na na

Yo Columbiana is a good song, tania.

by Ein x Tania December 23, 2020

Columbine any %

A speed-run that involves an in real life manhunt for a victim where the time stops when the victim is dead

After performing the Columbine Any % I bet the time could be lowered to a sub 5hr paced run.

by Dentor January 5, 2021

columbus mason

Fuckin legend

Person 1: “do u know Columbus mason?”
Person 2: “yeah he’s a fuckin legend”

by sc000tt January 9, 2021