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Cole

A brown haired boy that loves basketball and football and he is very funny he also has a weird shaped head and weird head. Every time I look at him I cringe because of the blackheads on his chin anddd he gets no bitches also he likes fingering dudes in the ass on the low but he is funny and cool
His name is Cole
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J. Cole fan

Far superior to Kendrick Lamar fans. Unlike Lamar fans, J Cole fans are a lot more humble. (ha!) and they can accept some criticism of him and can even point out when he comes with a weak verse or wack line, unlike Kendrick fans who berate anybody who has even the smallest criticism of him.
1.
Random person: Yo I think KOD was a trash album Kendrick's damn was way better.
J. Cole fan: It wasn't trash, but it was a bit disappointing. Definitely not his best work.

2.
J Cole fan: J Cole is my favorite rapper of today, but his fart/shit lines are corny af, what was he thinking saying those lines?
J Cole fan2: I know right? Oh well...at least his other great lyrics make up for that.

3.
Random person: I don't really like Kendrick Lamar all that much. I respect his talent, but he isn't the best.
Kendrick Lamar fan: Fuck you! You're just another ignorant retard who knows nothing about hip hop or black culture! Go listen to eminem fuckboy!

4.
Random person: I think J Cole is a bit better than Kendrick
Kendrick fan: Whaaaaat? How can someone even think something like that? I wish I could meet your parents so I could ask them where they failed with you. I feel bad for them for having such an idiot for a kid, Kendrick is the best rapper of all time and is perfect in every way you fucking cac!
by Icy Wyte June 30, 2022
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cole's law

d=(h^3)/T
where:
d= deliciousness of food you will willingly eat.
h= your personal hunger level
T= your personal food tolerance level (a person with half -1/2- the tolerance level of a 'normal' person wouldn't eat beats, while some one with twice -2- the tolerance level would eat beats if he/she was hungry)
dude i just ate a huge steak and my hunger level is like -6.

does that mean you wont have some of this awesome cheese cake?

let me check cole's law... sweet dude the deliciousness level of that cheese cake is just enough for me to eat it, even though I'm stuffed. gimmie some o' dat!
by selective eater98 March 7, 2009
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Colter Maddox

He will take any meat thats over 12 inches long.
by Colter Maddox December 4, 2017
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Colter Andrew

Colter Andrew is a 6'11" 240 Pound sexual tyrannosaurus of a man who puts beta's in their place and forces his freinds into their place by words or by force with his Massive schlong that averages out at a foot.
Even though they cant speak for shit, their aura alone makes them a most formiddable opponent
Guy one: damn I have a fucking headache
Guy two: you must of induced the rage of Colter Andrew
Guy One: what? No i tripped you unfresh bonobo
by Parker Pattymore October 3, 2021
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colterbae

Literally the worlds best geometrydash player in the world™️
have you heard of Colterbae? They’re literally the worlds greatest geometrydash player in the world.
by colterbae November 20, 2022
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coated balloon

You jizz on someones scrotum and then they put it in your mouth.
Last night at the sleepover he tea bagged me with a coated balloon. tea bag
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