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clastard

A person who looks only to their own social class and disparages any other class, be it above them or below. Reality TV motormouth Katie Hopkins makes a fine example of a clastard towards people she judges as working class. Stubborn people of working class have been known to make offensive comments about people of middle class.

As someone who hates judging one by social class, even thinking about it for that matter, I could be considered a clastard just for the creation of this word!
Ex1:

B: I can't believe Katie Hopkins could make such disparaging judgments about somebody's name purely by their social class.

R: Complete and total disrepectful bitch. A downright bastard. A clastard, even.

Ex2:

T: Why are we going to Shoreditch? What was once my part of town with a brilliant working-class history has become a polished up, gentrified fancy pants town of hipster-bearded c***s.

A: Now now, it's a wonderful place! You should learn to appreciate people outside your own culture, whether they are above or below you! Don't be such a clastard!
by 6-M@N March 3, 2015
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Clusterfuck

A verb of the adjective clusterfuck meaning to turn a situation or room into a clusterfuck of disaster
I brought a bomb to school the cafeteria is about to get clusterfucked.
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cluster luck

1. A streak of random luck for someone who doesn't deserve it.
2. A person who gets lucky without deserving it.
Look at that complete cluster luck who won the lottery! I guess Lady Luck really is blind, because that guy is a complete prick.
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Chasterbate

You chasterbated in your room because you like me.
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clusterfuck

clusterfuck: cluster-fuck
this means that someone or something has not gone acording to plan and has fucked up
that bust was a complete clusterfuck
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Classterbating

Masterbating in a school class or other meeting with peers
Dude, Joe was totally Classterbating in science yesterday!
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clatterati

People who write online, be it blogs, comments on articles or other Internet writing. The style of writing is at once witty and informed. Clattering on the keyboard irreverently, yet still having a literati message of import. The word is a portmanteau of "clatter" and "literati".
Gloria would write amusing yet informative talkback comments on the newspaper's website, believing herself to be a distinguished member of the clatterati.
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