Jesus Christ!

Shocked exclamation

Hym “JESUS CHRIST! ‘Jews can work for me as long as I can spy on them and put cameras in their house and follow everything they do’!? He went full Dr. JeepJorp! That’s what the living god Dr. Jordan PeeperJorp thinks! WOOOOOW! Wow! That’s crazy man! And ‘if you don’t believe in Jesus you shouldn’t have any power.’ Holy shit, we are in full Christian theocracy mode. Ha! Hilarious! That is wild. This is wild.”

by Hym Iam December 7, 2022

Cheesus Christ

Basically just something that a random dude invented to make fun of Jesus Christ. His favourite food was cheese.

Person 1: Hey man, do you like Jesus?
Person 2: I don't like him.
Person 1: You don't like every religion's go-
Person 2: I like Cheesus.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Cheesus Christ, Our Lord And Saviour. I Wish I Could Devour Him
Person 1: now that's just going to far man

by bingula June 17, 2023

Christed

to be christed means to take the drug which make you dead and then to take the anti drug that Christ gives you in order to come back from the dead. The PURPLE. Fantastic! Dr. David Ammon Hillman

Jesus christed the ones who fell dead with the antidote called Purple.

by Melenkurion Abatha July 18, 2024

steezus christ

a holy man who shredded for our sins with his skate board, all while listening to to Even Flow by Pearl Jam.

“WOAH! IS THAT STEEZUS CHRIST DOING A KICK FLIP TO EVEN FLOW?”

by prevailthebride November 30, 2023

Christ the Son

He is the savior of the world. He washed the sins away from everybody, but many don't want to receive His gift. Many want to live in their sin, but there is hope. You have to trust in The Lord Jesus, and you will be saved. Jesus died on the cross, was buried, and rose again 3 days later. Many people on this Earth will reject you, but not Jesus. The Lord Jesus will never leave you; He will never abandon you, but many abandon Him. People turn their backs on God because they love to live in sin. Even some people who claim to "Christians" live in sin. There is no such thing as a true Christian going to Hell. So, whoever is reading this, give God a chance. Humbly seek God, and you will find. May God be with you all. Amen.

Deuteronomy 4:29
"But from there you will seek the Lord your God, and you will find Him if you search for Him with all your heart and all your soul."

Christ the son is KING!

by GioTheChristian July 30, 2022

Vevtor Christ

Something that normies dont understand like epic redditors do
.

I really like that Vevtor Christ, It Makes me laugh

by MinecraftGamer64 March 12, 2022

My brother in christ

Meaning bro, homie, or some sort of word relating to friend.

Friend 1: "K bro hear me out, *says the most criminal thing you've ever heard*"
Friend 2: "My brother in christ, wtf?"

by berriboy January 31, 2024