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kinky fat chicks

explains itself, seen on Jerry Springer, also best band in the world, kfc's will do anything for a little something
1: dude, ur girls a freak, she's a kfc man, she's a kinky fat chick

2: whoa, Kinky Fat Chicks is the bomb diggity
by Mr. Heisman March 4, 2005
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Chinese Guillotine

This is when a woman is performing oral sex on a man, and right before ejaculation the male thrusts his penis as far down the woman's throat as possible. In reaction to this vile act the woman encloses her teeth on the penis and bites it off.
Dude, why are you crying?
Because last i got a chinese guillotine and I am in pain.
by Vp's Finest November 6, 2010
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hog chinese

n. A "made up" language, like pig-latin, formulated by adding suffixes to letters while spelling out words, thereby obscuring the meaning of the speaker and causing them to "sound chinese." The effect can be intensified if the speaker uses a slightly sing-song inflection while speaking.

Rules:
1. All words are spelled out in full
2. The long forms of all of the vowels are pronounced (i.e. ay, ee, eye, owe, yu)
3. All consonants are suffixed with "ong." The only exceptions are "c" and "q," which are pronounced "chong" and "quong," so as not to be confused with "kong."
Hog Chinese Usage Examples:
1. Profesora Gilmore is such a Bong-I-Tong-Chong-Hong (b****).

2. Hong-E-Long-Long-O, Mong-Yong Nong-A-Mong-E I-Song Jong-O-Hong-Dong (Hello, my name is John.)

3. U-Rong-Bong-A-Nong Dong-I-Chong-Tong-I-O-Nong-A-Rong-Yong I-Song Gong-Rong-E-A-Tong (Urban Dictionary is great).
by Red Smith March 8, 2007
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chiksa

A girl/woman from Latin America, typically a native spanish-speaker, who has attracted a Jewish man.

Word stems from the combining of the spanish word chica, meaning girl, and shiksa, meaning a Gentile woman who has attracted a Jewish man.
"Despite my mother insisting on me marrying a Jewish woman, as she herself is, I'm dating this lovely chiksa from Argentina."
by stnin December 9, 2008
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Chinese New Year

When a person attaches one or more fireworks to their genitals and then igniting said fireworks.
Drunkard #1: "Dude I woke up this morning and I smelled like gunpowder and all my ball hair was scorched off!"

Drunkard #2: "Yeah, you tied a dozen bottle rockets to your wang and pulled a chinese new year."
by CJudge941 June 16, 2011
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Chinese Wiener Cuff

When 1 dude puts his foreskin over the other dudes dick head
When I wanna get down like Shazzam from H-Town with my homo lover, I dazzle him with the Chinese Wiener Cuff! Works every time!!
by 40 ounces of 4 skin August 28, 2007
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martyrs chicks

Gay girls who stuff everyday and try to be cool.they watch t.v all day and dont go out.they sit in everyday or in their backyard.they have no life
martyrs chicks dont go out and prankcall all day.
by Alex and Jon December 20, 2008
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