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chemical whorefare

Perfume, aftershave, pheromone-colognes., etc, dat "loose" humans use to hopefully "fight a better battle" in their quest for succulent sweetmeat. And yes, sometimes this practice can indeed allow you to "score" more readily, but da problem is dat you may then rely too heavily on da essential oils to maintain a gal's interest, without expending enough time/effort to actually charm her personally, i.e., to demonstrate to her how truly likeable you are on da inside. And so as a result, even though you may indeed initially "win da battle" by enticing a cutie-chick into your bed with da wonderful sensual aromas dat you'd slathered on yourself, you may still stand a good chance of "losing da war" --- after da gal's heady essential-oils high wears off, she may just slump glumly on da edge of your bed for a while to think things over, and then --- still unaware of your good/redeeming qualities because you have simply not yet given her a proper chance to truly get to know you --- just quietly slip out your door again.
In the classic “taking advantage of the priest’s ‘privileged’ knowledge about his congregation” joke, Little Tommy Shaughnessy --- in an effort to improve his currently-bleak prospects of getting laid, but not wishing to resort to chemical whorefare --- made a phony “sin of the flesh” admission at confessional, thereby tricking Father John into unwittingly revealing to Tommy the names of the “loosest” local hussies and thus letting him know which girls he’d have the best chances with.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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Chesterical

The look when your post-chest workout pump is popping out of your shirt so hard it makes you CRAZY, bro.
My preworkout and an hour of chest presses and pec flys has me looking chesterical in this stringer tank, bro.
by JustZach86 April 13, 2019
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Chemically

The taste of the water due to the chemicals placed in it to sanitize the water supply.
The water tase so chemically because of the fluoride placed in it
by RH1991 May 22, 2019
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Chemical anth

A perverted man who spikes women's drinks on a night out. Chemical Anth will also rape you and your dog whilst he finds something to drink. He will drink anything. For example bleach.
Woke up in my house and all my cleaning products are empty. Looks like you've been chemical anthed
by Jim jam July 6, 2019
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Creptical

someone or something that is considered creepy or weird
Brian is the most creptical person I know.
by CrepticalPoem March 17, 2020
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Chestick

A poor player at everything with a pea sized brain. Have you seen that chestick guy ? Yeah I saw him in bronze one , he’s got a lower iq than william
Stop bricking shots , stop being a chestick
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chescalaigh

A great small youtuber who used to post videos online from 2006 to 2019 and she was on mtv decoded and worked her way to get where she is. Her real name is Franchesca Ramsay.
Joe : I miss watching Chescalaigh.
Ben: Mee too she was so interesting.
by ytwyuegwh April 24, 2021
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