Annoying kid that has no life. Sits in his room all day watching Netflix and eating pop tarts. When he says he’ll play video games with the boys, he just sits on YouTube with his popcorn. He is the least sexy person on the planet. He has no friends and just fingers his dog all day.
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Get the Carson Drake mug.Carson will break your heart. He will tell you he wants to be single but still toy you around just so he can feel better about breaking your heart. The end.
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Get the Charlson mug.Carson is a very attractive male who appears mean but is actually a very kind person who will always check up on you everyday. He also has no common sense which seems to brighten his personality even more.!
Girl 1) So who’s your new intrest?
Girl 2) I really like Carson a lot
Girl 1) he seems pretty cool—— oh lord he just broke a vase
Girl 2) yep that’s Carson
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Girl 2) yep that’s Carson
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