by anonymous November 25, 2021
Get the Carlos mug.A crazy wild Mexican who likes to party, drink as much as possible, and makes everyone smile and laugh just by being there. Don’t ask for his citizenship status cuz he’ll get offended by that. He’s a good dude to hang around with even if he sounds funny, but still he’s the life of the party and he is in some of the funniest memes u can possibly make cuz he’s fucking Carlos.
by Hulky hulk-a April 25, 2022
Get the Carlos mug.Carlos is the coolest guy you'll ever meet. He's got dark hair and big eyes and he doesn't like his smile in photos but it looks perfect. He likes to throw himself into things way over his head like big projects or difficult paths but he somehow gets them done anyway (while complaining about it the whole time). He's quiet in certain places and louder when he's comfortable. He has amazing taste in movies and music and he will play his playlist everywhere you go. He's stubborn and traditional but only ever wants the best for the people he cares about. He is a loyal friend and will show up for you without trespassing his own standards for what he deserves. He is also an amazing and thoughtful boyfriend and always tries his best to show up even when struggling.
by yourgirl<33 November 2, 2025
Get the Carlos G mug.A very basic and whitewashed boy. Usually chasing over girls he won’t end up with and then goes on to pretending he doesn’t care. He likes partying and saying he has it all under control, when people know it’s not true.
by AHSlol69 August 4, 2020
Get the Carlos mug.The definition of sexy. Carlo Valletta is the smoothest criminal next to Michael Jackson. He is a very interesting man. Legend has it that when it comes to having intimate relationships, Carlo Valletta makes Fifty Shades of Grey seem like a children’s book from Blues Clues. He is a nice caramel Italian man with the softest skin. He has the heart of a lion and the gaze that can melt any of the 2 genders hearts. Carlo Valletta has a soft soul but do not mistake his softness as a weakness. Carlo knows over 200 types of Italian martial arts including Angel Aikido, Karate Macaroni, and Jiggle Judo. He is the man that would climb up a tree just to grab an stuck kite or a kitten struggling to descend from a higher point of view.
Bully: Give me your lunch money.
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Bully: Me too
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
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by Miau miau December 23, 2021
Get the Carlo mug.He is a kid who is in the 8th grade and he is dating a girl named Daisy. He also likes eating food. And he also has a strange haircut.
by AnonymousBoi May 21, 2019
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