WOAH CaLM DOWN JAMAL DONT PULL OUT THE 9

jamal almost pulls out the nine but his friends stop him

WOAH CaLM DOWN JAMAL DONT PULL OUT THE 9

by IFEEL LIKE GUCCI IN 20056 October 16, 2020

Callum

A boy that is slighty less then straight, Can also be known as Big Gay Cal.

Callum you like men

Callum = Gay

by Fat Boi March 31, 2008

calamaris

The improper plural form of the word calamari. This is used primary by the French-Lebanese man unfamiliar with the English language.

Improper - Calamaris are yummy!
Proper - Calamari is yummy!

by MR May 7, 2003

CallMeCarson

Want to play 8 ball?

want to play 8 ball? said callmecarson

by kateisstinky April 18, 2020

calimari

the cervix
from the seafood appetizer which resembles the shape and texture of a womans cervix

I ran my jimmy deep and tickled the calimari

by DJ Capp December 25, 2004

Callmecarson

Big black guy

I'm going to rape callmecarson

by Spongebobsquareass November 10, 2019

CALM

Career and Life Management
A class every single Albertan kido has to take in 11th grade, or else they cant graduate! It's really a fun class though, at this very moment im actually in it...
You learn how to live life. And when someone asks you, what do you have now? You say CALM but it sounds like cum so their like what?! But really, its a fun class.
oh yeah, and you cant swear in it or else you hafta do push ups. These are the following swears:
crap, fuck, shit, bitch, damn, damnit, god damnit, cunt, dick, cock, jubba nubba thuban, satan, ETC. (JK for satan)

Student1: Hey what do you have right now?
Student2: Calm...
Student1: gross dude.

George Bush: calm saved my life, though my life didnt go anywheree...

Student1: Hey I love calm, did you know that my friend failed it, and hes taking it again?
Student2: really? its like the easiest class ever, easier than a spare dammit.

teacher: FUCK! DO SOME GOD DAMN PUSH UPS .

by MeowCow06 September 8, 2009