Curtain Cunt

A woman who is an attention whore, or does something intentionally for the purpose of getting attention

Did you hear about Betty confessing she slept with coach Chandler?
Yes, she did that to get attention, what a curtain cunt.

by Obsidian Black April 4, 2018

Curtain

A huge piece of cloth that hangs over a window

Zed: Bruh are home alone?
Ned: Yep
Zed: Dancing naked in your room?
Ned: Yes. WAIT, how did you know!?
Zed: Your curtains are still open and I can see you...

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Dinglehopper
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Monkey
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by Shanillia June 17, 2016

kentucky curtain cleaning

When somone wins a competition against a female and formally and respectfully sprays champaign or Gatorade up her skirt as a sign of good sportsmanship

After the race he gave Sarah a Kentucky curtain cleaning to show her how proud the team was of her

by Dr.fuego August 26, 2023

Curtain Drop

Counter to the mushroom stamp.

John mushroom stamped Susan, so she curtain dropped his ass.

by 112airframes August 25, 2009

Curtain

Something that can protect you from seeing your sleep paralysis demon.

"Oh that curtain? It saves me sometimes.."

by i_eat_dog November 2, 2019

beef curtains

It refers to when something's time has come to an end, most commonly used by YouTuber KubzScouts.

"It's beef curtains for me, everybody" -when something bad happened and you're probably going to die

by lexyy. September 11, 2023

Curtained

Smashed off your face, tits or any other part of your anatomy.

Darren was WELL mo fo-ing curtained last weekend. He tried to have sex with a lamppost.

by Pickle 'o' January 14, 2009