Slang term for a female condom, due to it being a curtain between a storm of male semen and the whom.
Fatty: Yo baby I aint wearing no condom because my doctor dun say i cant make babys in July.
Slutty: Whatever, I got me a storm curtain in anyway.
Slutty: Whatever, I got me a storm curtain in anyway.
by Hortance_the_mule_faced_doll March 29, 2010
The act of pissing in her vagina followed by 3 good pumps with your penis pushing the urine out causing her labia to glisten.
Man that Amy is a nasty thot. She loves the Meat curtain sauce toss. I almost vomit each time we do it.
by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023
by Jmaktheknife June 08, 2024
by SuperSexyNan101 May 17, 2019
I knew it was meant to be when she let me give her a muddy curtain after she competed in a chili eating contest.
by Muddycurtains December 14, 2023
That old lady had moldy meat curtains
by Moldy meat curtains November 27, 2017
When you're fucking someone, you stick a fork in a plug socket and your partner grabs the shower curtain pole to complete the circuit.
"Bro, how did Charlotte end in the ICU?"
"Dunno man, Danny Arizona Curtain Pole'd her and set her on fire. Not the beat he was after."
"Dunno man, Danny Arizona Curtain Pole'd her and set her on fire. Not the beat he was after."
by Brambleboie November 10, 2020