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Covid-๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ 

When authorities in Seychelles wished to inoculate over 70% of its estimated 98,000 population by mid-March, thanks to donated half-baked or half-trialed vaccines as part of their donorโ€™s โ€œvaccine diplomacy,โ€ which would make the tourism-dependent islands the first nation to vaccinate its entire population and allow restrictions to be relaxed further.
Although the islands' relative isolation has allowed them to weather the Covid-19 storm relatively well and remain open to tourists, who needed to be confined to their hotels for 10 days upon arrival, itโ€™s doubtful how theyโ€™d contain Covid-๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ, as their visitors mostly come from places with high infection and mortality rates, which have witnessed new variants of the virus.
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COVID-๐ŸŽถ 

The hypothesis that playing slower musicโ€”one that doesnโ€™t exceed 120 beats per minute (BPM)โ€”in public settings, such as when people exercise in gyms, or folks dance or do aerobics in workout classes, could reduce the corona infection rate, as it is pretty hard for people in a group activity to properly wear masks or social distance.
With the new Covid-๐ŸŽถ rule, a number of gym owners in Seoul are worried whether playing fast, funky K-pop songs could get them in trouble with the authoritiesโ€”would they be forced to play classical or gospel music instead to reduce saliva droplets in the air?
COVID-๐ŸŽถ by MathPlus July 13, 2021
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Covid Karen

Woman who trys to "outsmart" the virus and finds wearing a mask for more than 5 minutes unbearable.
Dont go to her cocktail party, she's a real Covid Karen.
Covid Karen by PaullyTambam October 26, 2020

Covid-๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฐ 

When Buddhist-majority Sri Lanka insists that coronavirus victims should be cremated rather than buried, because burials could contaminate groundwater and spread the virus, triggering much anger among minority Muslims who want to bury their dead facing Mecca.
The WHO recommends both burials and cremations of corona victims as they carry zero risks of contamination or infection, but the Sri Lankan government wants to solve the Covid-๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฐ crisis their own way, with no regard for religious, political, or personal reasons.

Covid-19 

The thing that lets me watch hentai in peace
Mom come her- me no! Social distancing! Mom why?! Me Covid-19!
Covid-19 by Irishmanreal April 9, 2020

COVID-19 

I love it, Iโ€™m glad that itโ€™s happening. I am a Misanthrope and there is nothing I want more in this life than to see everybody else go down to the ground before me.
COVID-19. Yes I am evil. I do not care about anyone but myself.
COVID-19 by Evilous Dark Power December 6, 2020

Covid-๐Ÿ‘น

When some corona-infected souls dream of monsters trying to prematurely take away their lives, or of evil spirits trying to continually oppress or torment them.
For two consecutive nights, Don had a frightening Covid-๐Ÿ‘น experienceโ€”if only he knew that heโ€™d cast away these demonic forces by calling on the name of Jesus Christ, he neednโ€™t suffer this life-and-death spiritual ordeal.
Covid-๐Ÿ‘น by Covido November 19, 2020