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Genital Combustion

noun. a rare STD in which the genitals suddenly explode without further notifications, usually during the day when no one expects it to happen
Teacher: Tell me class, using the law of sines, what is the angle of A?
Student: Well, since angle B is 46 degrees, side b is 23 units, and side a is 13 units, we can say that...*balls explode*
Teacher: Oh my darkness! He suffered from genital combustion!
by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010
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Spontaneous Self-Combustion

Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a more formal way of describing the act of spontaneously self-combusting. A more graphic description of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is where a flame inside the body bursts into a flaming outbreak, consuming the body and possibly the surrounding area.
The concept of Spontaneous Self-Combustion first appeared in writing in a Charles Dickens novel. Could the idea be linked with vampirism (burning in light), love (an internal flame of love) or smoking (accidentally inhaling/swallowing lighters, and/or fuel - don't try that at home, or anywhere for that matter)?
The practicality of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is questionable; can a human (mostly made of water) really spontaneously self-combust? Not that I am trying to taint the fun, or anything.
Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a fairly surreal concept to most, so fire-proof underclothing has not yet become necessary. Not yet.
As the person innocently wandered down the street, an internal flame grows into a rage and eats at the mortal remains. It was most unjustified!
by Globule July 3, 2005
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Combustable Lemon

From the game Portal 2. A lemon with the power to explode and start a fire. Yelled by Cave Johnson via an old recording while Chell and Glados navigate through the abandoned part of Apeture Science laboratories.
"I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
by gaaraofthedamned October 2, 2011
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double combo

pleasuring the female sex, with the assistance of a viagra pill and a long lasting condom
took a bird back from the kebab shop, knew i was getting some, so i called it and popped the viagra pill, 30 mins later i was ready to go, slipped on a long laster and ragged her for a good solid hour!!! after that experience girl wanted more, all thanks to the double combo
by habibimou October 19, 2008
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combo breaker

Reversal move used in Killer Instinct (Iconic mid-90s beat 'em up videogame) to stop your opponent in mid-combo (chained attacks). This reversal is punctuated by the announcer shouting "COMBO BREAKER!"
Orchid's legendary 48-hit combo can be broken using a COMBO BREAKER!
by jaykhunter February 8, 2009
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Comber

A dirty poo, one that is usually not flushed. The poo tends to be of an odd color and investigation usually takes place into who made it.
Oi, which one of you left that fat comber in the loo?
by UrbanListenerListening November 16, 2010
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Spontaneous Human Combustion

When a person, or Republican, randomly bursts into fire.
"Spontaneous Human Combustion can strike anyone, anytime, any--sic"
by Jacob The Just December 28, 2005
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