chode 

a penis wider than it is long

tony howley has a cheesy chode

chode by tonyhasachode May 8, 2004

chode 

A person who is pretty damn fat, often wider than they are tall. From the word 'chode' meaning a penis wider than it is long.

"Get off my lasagne, you chode"

"I just ate a whole ham... I feel like such a chode"

chode by haminahamina February 21, 2005

chode 

Well, we use the term to mean 'turd'. I know it's incorrect, but I heard the word on south park years ago and thought it meant 'poo', so we've all used it in our household ever since.

I'm just off to pass chode.

chode by CJ Hayes May 7, 2005

chode 

A dick thats wider than it is longer

Kasras got a chode and he'll never have sex with anyone because of that, except an Iranian prostitute and a catholic priest

chode by Cal Brown July 21, 2005

Chode 

A person who is fatter than they are tall.

Look at Serpis, he is such a chode.

Chode by John Gray March 28, 2003

chode 

A rubberry half boner.

I got a chode when that bitch bent over.

chode by BaLoneStar April 26, 2003

chode 

1.Insulting someone by saying there penis is wider than it is long.
2.Nickname for someone who can't get any women or is a homo.

1.Daves chode is blocking my view, shut up chode.
2.Daves just a stupid chode

chode by Matt March 23, 2004