Chode Toad

A penis that is wider than it is long. It also contains warts.

Did you hear, Ranger Markel has a fucking chode toad.

by blam98 January 17, 2014

chav chode

a chavvy chode.
a chav that is also a chode/a chave who has a chode

you fucking sweaty chav chode

by dhalliwell December 14, 2009

human chode

a person who is wider than he is tall

robert is a human chode

by rotaboy November 06, 2006

baby chode

also pronounced (Baybay choad),
a tiny pp, cock, penis thats very unsatisfying usually about the size of a spider leg

chris
"why didnt you fuck her"

Justin zuk
"because she said she didnt like my baby chode"

by babyzuk April 02, 2009

chode

a person whering an arnge shirt

jacob has an arnge shirt on, he must have a chode

by katz of the krutz March 15, 2007

chode

chode is an all around insult non of this penis crap... and the area between the scrotum and anus is the grundle you arses

dude, you are such a chode.

by damnyoufolksaredum April 04, 2003

chode

a short stubby penis

Wow you have a stubby chode.

by Bob friction July 19, 2009