The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.
Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.
by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025
Get the Bottle Bonking mug.When two people are playing VR in the same room (generally the same game in multiplayer) and their headsets accidentally touch.
Josh and Jake were playing VRChat while streaming on Twitch in the same room and Josh Headset Bonked Jake
Twitch Chat: "Dude Josh totally just Headset Bonked Jake!"
Twitch Chat: "Dude Josh totally just Headset Bonked Jake!"
by DatFox_32 May 11, 2025
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(adj.)
A chaotic, goofy vibe that’s weird in a low-key iconic way. El Bonkieo describes something or someone that’s stupid, funny, and unexpectedly kinda fire.
Not ugly. Not pretty. Not normal. Just bonkieo.
(adj.)
A chaotic, goofy vibe that’s weird in a low-key iconic way. El Bonkieo describes something or someone that’s stupid, funny, and unexpectedly kinda fire.
Not ugly. Not pretty. Not normal. Just bonkieo.
by Earthsigngaia December 8, 2025
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Get the kronk my bonk mug.A common catch phrase known since the dawn of time. Usually used to tell someone to get strong otherwise they'll get their shit rocked
by Stronk bonker January 10, 2023
Get the Get stronk or get bonk mug.(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.
After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"
Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"
Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"
by Jay Reign January 22, 2023
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