Binch

A mixture of a "bit" and a "bunch".

a medium sized portion of something.

"Hey man, could I have a binch of your fries?"
"Yeah, sure man."

by Sly Birise August 12, 2009

banchan fucked

In Korea, Banchan is a side dish usually served in quantity that complements rice and the main dish. In this case, it means a guy or girl has too many choices of the opposite gender to choose from and doesn't know what to do.

Johnny - Cot dam, these girls will not leave me alone... they're all pretty...there's just so many choices.
Eunice - Wow, you are so banchan fucked... haha

by Fooddouche September 3, 2009

Benchie

A Benchie is an individual who lives in a hermit like fashion curled up in their bed most of the day listening to J. Cole and wearing Nunn Bush and trench coats. Benchies are complete benchwarmers, however, that does not mean they are nonathletic or bad, they just love the bench and how warm their fat ass can make it. Most Benchies cannot be seen together and must be secret in their activities. They must completely cover themselves in clothing, even when showering. Typical shower attire includes jeans and an over sized rug used as a towel. Benchies receive their name from the exact likeness they share with the midget from the popular film Benchwarmers. Benchies past-times include building peanut butter sculptures in their room shaped like taradactyls and other dinosaurs. Benchies absolutely love peanut butter and usually enjoy spreading all over themselves as well as Ennie's hamburger patty nipples. Despite popular belief, calling someone a Benchie is actually not bullying, in fact they love being called Benchies because it is a title in which they have practiced many years and earned. Besides one day Benchies will be your boss.

"I saw a Benchie on my way to class today, he was squatting over the drain trying to relieve himself of a very large turd that got busted up in his rectum from the night before during his late night rendezvous with Turdbusting Jeff. Wow... what a Benchie."

"I just benchied that drain so hard I think I laid a brown playdough creamer"

by Ennie March 6, 2014

Binch

N. When your toddler sibling, cousin, etc learns the word bitch for the first time but mispronounces it into adulthood.

Younger lad teasing passerby: "Fuckin' Binch!"

by Xodongles420oX May 1, 2017

benched

when one doesnt even try to shoot their shot.

'she hasnt even talked to him! she's benched.'

by daddy deeya May 28, 2020

Party bench

When playing Disc Golf many players like to use recreational drugs. When you are playing disc golf and everyone starts to sit down on a bench it is very likely that you are about to get high as fuck.

Disc golf player's 1 and 2 sit down after playing a few holes of disc golf

Disc golf player 1 Busts out a bag of dank nugs
Disc golf player 2 takes out bowl piece

Disc golf player's 1 and 2 sit on the party bench and toke the ganj

by Party bench all day March 26, 2010

banch

originated in Prunedale, CA. the term "banch" or the act of "banching" refers to bro's performing menial tasks with a certain gusto, elevating said task to the rank of "badass". most certainly, when told to "banch it", one must assume burt reynolds is watching every movement and should act accordingly to his want.

"Im banchin' down to Tom's liquor for a 32 pack of natty ice, you need anything, ma?"

"I banched Abbey Felchberger in the buttox, last night"

"i was banchin' out on old stage road in the yoder, snapped my fuckin rear axle. totally gay."

by hey. there. shittyshittyfagfag January 19, 2009