everything is bullshit

A fact

"Hey the sky is blue!"

"Yes, that is an 'everything is bullshit'"

by moment bruh big May 20, 2021

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bullshit

(philosophical definition) -

A statement made that is unconcerned with the truth or falsity of a situation.

"This is the best car you'll get ever! "
"That's bullshit."

by jovyne October 2, 2018

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California bullshit

Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.

Made popular by The Sopranos.

Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!

Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!

by Phil Retardo September 23, 2022

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Reality Bullshit

How Life Really is and How It's Not What We Expect it To Be, Nor Wanted To Happen

Man: Why Is This Always Happening To Me?
Friend Of Man: It's That Reality Bullshit I Been Telling You About

by Sunshineishereandneverleaving May 7, 2018

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Bullshit

I wonder what the bullshit of the day is going to be...

Hym “Because you know he’s going to be on some bullshit.... Welp... on another note, how many commercial aircraft disappearances do you think were just suicide? Because it can’t be zero... can it? I mean, you could say 9/11 but the plane didn’t disappear. I mean like a pilot was just done with life and he put some sleeping pills in his co-pilot’s coffee and then he just flew into the ocean. I mean, you wouldn’t KNOW that that’s what happened. You’d only be able to speculate. But what are the chances that it’s happened 0 times? Probably low. Maybe the Bermuda Triangle is like the global suicide forest. 🤷 ♂️”

by Hym Iam October 10, 2022

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