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Columbia Heights Breakfast

A Columbia Heights Breakfast is a sexual act of foreplay where a man breaks an egg atop a woman's breasts and then proceeds to scramble it with his penis. The act is considered especially notable if the women is vegan.

The term is derived from the neighborhood of Columbia Heights, Washington DC which is comprised of a predominately El Salvodorean population. Breakfast dishes that include scrambled eggs and chorizo sausage are considered quite popular at neighborhood Hispanic restaurants.
"Oh man, look at them tittay's; I'd like to give her a Columbia Heights Breakfast" or "Wouldn't mind using my chorizo to give her a Columbia Heights Breakfast"
by joeywash September 2, 2009
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breakfeast

An insanely massive breakfast, usually containing various types of typical breakfast foods in large(r) quantities.
I had a birthday breakfeast: three eggs, an omelet, four slices of bacon, four sausage links, hashbrowns, five pancakes, two waffles, French toast; I'm pretty much full.
by Naomi-Tatiana October 21, 2006
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Pancake Breakfast

To be fired or laid off during a breakfast meeting, one on one or by group.
The mortgage group is in the conference room having a pancake breakfast... dibbs on the window cube.

Lanford is at a pancake breakfast with HR... dibbs on his chair.
by Orphan Bob May 19, 2009
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breakbeat

1. a rhythm that is broken, syncopated, or abstract. used in funk, jazz, hip-hop, drum 'n' bass, etc
2. a style of music that uses breakbeats. common artists include but are not limited to the chemical brothers, the crystal method, fatboy slim, etc.
8th notes on the hi-hat is assumed here.
o= opened hi-hat
c= closed hi hat
s= snare drum
b= bass drum.
each dash is one 16th rest.

not a break beat:
bco-sco-bco-sco- :|

breakbeats:

b-c-s-csbbs-csb- :|

b-cbs-bscsbbsbo- :|
by karl July 12, 2004
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break up

the worst possible thing to experience, in some cases. =/
"They had a bad break up. He told her they were better off friends."
by sfgfd July 23, 2006
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Breakdown

Dude were you at August burns red's concert last night?

Yeah man, on the 3rd breakdown of back burner, i was run over in a mosh pit. but it was fucking worth it cause breakdowns are fucking sick.
by DISRESPECTYOURSURROUNDINGS September 26, 2010
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break down

A part in a song such as a metalcore or hardcore song, where the riffs become very heavy but melodic, causing you to get a rush of energy and slam dance like never before.
Last night during Tower of Snakes by 18 Visions, the break down was so insane I just had to mosh.
by G Moore January 23, 2005
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