Skyrim boner

The feeling of sheer euphoria experienced while playing Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Usually results in a hard-on.

"Wow, that's a good item. I have such a Skyrim boner right now!"

"Hey man, got any plans today?"
"Na, just sitting around with a Skyrim boner."

by JRPAPERSTACKS November 21, 2011

Boner

When the penis grows large due to a sexual arouse!

Chad developed a Boner when Kiersten released her long blonde hair from it's bun!

Chad get's A Boner at work when Kiersten flashes her breast's at him!

When Kiersten dropped her phone she bent over in front of Chad causing him to develop a Boner!

by SlopNChop January 12, 2017

Bober

Someone who is sober and hangs around people who are drinking, drunk, and/or under the influence of other substances, and tries to ruin their fun.

In certain cases the bober does not necessarily have to be sober.
(The word goes best in the phrase sober bober.)

Sam is such a sober bober! He's been bobering us all night. I just want to drink. I don't want to hear about the consequences of my actions.

by coletraine March 27, 2011

boner

a special kind of bone that only appears on special occasions, and only special ladies can make it appear.

Jay's boner recognizes Annie before his brain does.

by mademoisellevanta March 21, 2015

Female Boner

When a girl sees a really hot guy, it brings on a tingling feeling between the thighs. Similiar to a male boner -- minus the penis.

Just the sight of Brett Lawrie gives me a major female boner!!!

by MunkeeGurl October 24, 2011

Rage Boner

When a man becomes so angry that the increase in blood pressure actually causes him to attain an erection.

"O'Neill was so angry about the woman who let her son wear her used panties on his face that he actually got a rage boner."

by Mike 68 June 15, 2013

Butt Boner

When you see a hot girl and the blood starts to flow,
fills up your genitals, nowhere left to go,
gotta go somewhere, and gotta go fast,
"where did it all go" went right to your ass!

-Essentially a boner, but not with the penis, with the ass. Happens when your blood overflows your penis during a normal erection, fission occurs, and it is forced into your "ass cakes". Your anus then become extremely hard as if you have an "erection of the anus"

I've got a butt boner for you! *"for who?" I got a butt boner and it's enough for two.

I got a butt boner that is big and black. So why don't you come and lick the dust out of my crack?

I got a butt boner bigger then a stick,

so come and give my butt a lick
*"butt boner"
ITS A BOOTY ERECTION *
IT WILL PASS AN INSPECTION *
IT IS QUITE A PERFECTION *
THE HARDNESS IS MANIFESTIN' *

ITS AN ERECTION OF THE BOOTY *
IT IS QUITE A BEAUTY *
IT CAN BE A LITTLE MOODY *
AND IT SMELLS LIKE DOODY *

WHEN THEY SEE IT GIRLS START SMILING! *
I BROKE MY PHONE BUTT DIALING! *
DRAWS ATTENTION AT THE MALL! *
GIVES A NEW DEFINITION OF "BOOTY CALLS"! *

by Quinrek Barmour January 8, 2012