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Beach Body

A body that's pretty much perfect. Perfect enough to show off in swimming trunks or a bikini
"Daaang that girl got a good beach body!"
by TheQuirkyUnicorn September 27, 2017
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dead body disposal

A kick ass song by necro, documentring how to dispose of a dead body, and the only song to be completly about disposing of a human corpse.
Let's talk about dead body disposal
My proposal take the corpse to the bathtub
And drain the blood out of the bastard
Strip ya self nude first so you don't get blood on ya new shirt
And cut the fuckin' corpse up like a butcher to meat kid
And put the pieces inside trash bags
So she'll be wreaking like a fags ass
by MC death December 5, 2007
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My Body is Ready

A phrase a virgin says when they're ready to knock boots.

Alternatively, a phrase someone says when they really like something and they want it NOW.
Sarah: OMG Jenni, the new Butt-Quake 6.0 comes out tomarrow. It's supposed to feel like having an 6.0 earthquake in your ass!

Jenni: Omg...My body is ready.
by Wasabimoto June 18, 2011
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facebook body count

The number of friends one has on Facebook. For those old enough to remember, body count recalls the Vietnam war and the nightly body counts on the news. It is relatively easy for those under 30 to amass several hundred friends. For those of my age bracket, it is impressive to collect one hundred friends.

For many, collecting Facebook friends is really a competition, rather than the gathering of a true circle of friends.
My son has over a thousand Facebook friends. Over the last year, I have searched for grade school through college friends, and personal and professional friends, and my Facebook body count is a miserable 69 friends.
by miker2001 December 29, 2009
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small body

someone who gets drunk easily; a light weight.
You're drunk after only your second beer?! You are such a small body!
by Peter Novak July 22, 2006
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TAG body spray

A sad corporate attempt to get young men and boys to wear perfume.
TAG body spray won't get you more girls; it will only make people think you're gay. A real man would not have a fragrance and would never use TAG body spray AKA FAG body spray.
by H. Thurber July 11, 2006
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full body explosion

The act of throwing up while taking a dump. Usually while extremely intoxicated and entirely unintentional.
After a long night of partying John Bonham had the most intense full body explosion that no one survived.
by B's the disease December 26, 2008
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