Dirty cutting board

The act of putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.

I’m going to have to give Joe a dirty cutting board after he kicked my pasta.

by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024

The board

A gamblers picks for the day

The board couldn’t look any better today if it tried.

by Boradtown1 March 20, 2021

breakfast board

fat rack of lines when you wake up or at the break of dawn.
drugs to start off your day

jimmy: wouldn't mind a breakfast board in a few.
damo: exactly what i was thinking, et's start the day off with a few phat lines jimmy
jimmy: glad you agree, never bitch the sesh
damo: got the dealos number?

by homestew December 21, 2016

cub boards

When you hit a cub, with a board.

Hey man! Look at this cub...Hey wait, i have a board in the back of the car! Lets get it... we'll play cub boards."

by Long rod beef June 23, 2011

bored board

A bored board.

That board is a bored board.

by NameRandom56789 August 4, 2021

boarding school

fucking hell like literal hell like i wanna go to boarding school

friend: that person in the horror movie just died
me: no they are in boarding school

by ava fuckin malfoy October 23, 2020

bulletin board

The place where SMS shorthands like YAML (Yeah, I Am Making Love) oftentimes originate from

I found the latest SMS shorthand on the bulletin board; it’s where all the cool kids share their new lingo!

by Emotional Cruiser November 3, 2025