Boarding

The penis opened to accept the throbbing cock

We’re boarding now

by Turkeymonster November 1, 2023

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Get the Boardingmug.

fear of diving boards

filip he fears diving boards

he has a fear of diving boards

by Anonymous 273 July 8, 2023

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Get the fear of diving boardsmug.

When you have been working in the Tennessee sun for 3 or more days without a shower. Have a girl give you a BJ and scrape her teeth/braces across your penis while running her fingers along the crease between your leg and balls collecting the mix of dry dick skin and the putrid nut cheese and using it to flavor her BJ for you. A "plus" if the resulting teeth scraping results in blood being drawn to heighten the meat and cheese flavor.

"After working in the field all week, Sarah was so horny when I got home, I didn't even have time to shower and I gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."

by Falco21 February 15, 2025

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Get the Tennessee charcuterie boardmug.

boarding school

A school where the students are bored in school, often spending long hours in a structured environment that leaves little room for excitement or creativity.

After a year at boarding school, I can confirm it’s just a place where boredom goes to thrive!

by Emotional Cruiser July 17, 2025

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Dirty cutting board

Putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.

Going to have give Joe a dirty cutting board after he nicked my pasta.

by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024

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Golden water board

When a girl squats over your face while grabbing onto your head and peeing directly onto your face hence making it hard to breathe while she is pissing on you.

Make sure you drink a lot of water before you give him a golden water board

by snoozieWTF September 9, 2025

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