Giving a blogjob is when someone gives you a blowjob whilst blogging. This is therefore sucking a mans penis whilst looking at a blog.
by Moustafa Shag February 20, 2007
Get the blogjob mug.A nerd-type who fails their military duty, hides behind a computer feverishly opposing war of any kind by typing their delusional opinions in hope someone will bite. A Coward who fills the void by devoting many wasted hours hacking away at a keyboard, usually arguing with retired folks who have a mind of their own and have served their country. A “Wanna-be Hippie”, but lacks the motivation to get off their butt and go to rallies.
Josh, get off that computer and go to bed, you have to work tomorrow, it's midnight, stop being a war blogger. Ok mom, just a minute more, there's this creep from Georgia talking about why we should be fighting in this war...
by Bustedjaouted September 22, 2007
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blobs are shit.
Say you google something, you come across a blog which in the little info given on google to have the exact answer for what you're looking for. Say you google "How to sit down" , you see a blog as one of the options and in the info it says "How to sit down, first...) so you think "oh thats what i want" and click on it. you're greated by this style
how to sit down is well known but if you need a specific idea on how to do so then
how to sit down
*** So you think "Oh, ill click that..it's what i want." You're greated by another shitty blog ***
if you were directed here because you don't know how to sit down then click here please.
*** "Oh which do i click, I guess "here" BAM ANOTHER BLOG WITH THE SAME SHIT FORMAT! ***
we can't be assed to answer that question right now so please visit the correct site.
by clicking here
*** "OH GOD DAMNIT FUCK YOU BLOGS!!!" clicks there ***
virus
***OH U GOD DAMN FAGS FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID WEB PAGES FILLED WITH WORTHLESS SHIT***
Say you google something, you come across a blog which in the little info given on google to have the exact answer for what you're looking for. Say you google "How to sit down" , you see a blog as one of the options and in the info it says "How to sit down, first...) so you think "oh thats what i want" and click on it. you're greated by this style
how to sit down is well known but if you need a specific idea on how to do so then
how to sit down
*** So you think "Oh, ill click that..it's what i want." You're greated by another shitty blog ***
if you were directed here because you don't know how to sit down then click here please.
*** "Oh which do i click, I guess "here" BAM ANOTHER BLOG WITH THE SAME SHIT FORMAT! ***
we can't be assed to answer that question right now so please visit the correct site.
by clicking here
*** "OH GOD DAMNIT FUCK YOU BLOGS!!!" clicks there ***
virus
***OH U GOD DAMN FAGS FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID WEB PAGES FILLED WITH WORTHLESS SHIT***
by policejihad January 20, 2008
Get the blogs mug.The bias resulting from having read multiple blogs posts either excessively praising or deriding an entity or event. To be affected by "blog goggles."
HipsterChick1: Last week's Titus Andronicus show was amazing, don't you think?
HipsterChick2: Take off your fucking bloggles, you've just spent too much time reading Brooklyn Vegan.
HipsterChick2: Take off your fucking bloggles, you've just spent too much time reading Brooklyn Vegan.
by Conejo Rojo January 7, 2009
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A combination of the word blogroll and the phrase slow your roll.
A combination of the word blogroll and the phrase slow your roll.
by PBMax August 8, 2008
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by Jesseeb November 12, 2010
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