Blanket Couple

People in a relationship that show excessive public displays of affection. The name of the term refers to people that would commit sexual acts in public, that would be considered public indecency, if they weren't under a blanket.

"Did you see those band kids making out in the hallway?"

"yeah, I saw them doing that at the football game too, they're definitely the blanket couple"

by My_Kankles November 7, 2024

blanket

"blanket" is a word commonly used to refer to cats when they shit on your bed

e.g Jimmy: awww mann my cat is such a blanket
And Scene

by fartybutthead January 2, 2021

yoga blanket origami

This is what happens when certain Type-A yoga teachers give the class nauseatingly specific instructions on how to fold blankets (i.e., lengthwise with fringe facing outward, then fold in thirds, then roll it into a tube shape towards the front end of your mat) as part of some type of a 'restorative pose' setup.

Tonight's yoga class had way too much yoga blanket origami going on, don't you think?

by yippa August 25, 2023

Jank blanket

A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.

That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.

by GlibJester July 28, 2018

Tongue Blanket

A man get a vasectomie leaving a lose flap for a tongue to go there for making a tongue blanket

"Fuck that's so fucking sexy. That's right use that tongue blanket for my chopped tip." (Feel like a guy named Robert would say this)

by PickledDik February 14, 2022

bum blanket

The scratchy, super low quality grey wool blankets that are passed out to the homeless at shelters and food banks. Some of them look like they've been puked on because of these random colored threads woven throughout the blanket. These ones can also be called barf blankets.

My homie Les, who just recently got housing, used bum blankets as decoration on the walls of his new tiny home. Others who are less fortunate than my homie Les have been known to repurpose bum blankets as a urinal or toilet when appropriate.

by Seatthell November 24, 2024

dicks in blankets

Like pigs but with dicks. Very popular party food. At certain parties.

dicks in blankets, dick, pigs, blankets, party, party food

by crossfire_1 December 2, 2013