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Warm blankets

The best thing in fall or winter, warm blankets are mostly found after laundry
Person 1: I love warm blankets
Person 2: me too
by Warm blankets October 24, 2022
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Blanket Fort Day

International Blanket Fort Day - best day to spend time inside and build a multi-room or mansion blanket fort. Use sheets and blankets you have. Sleeping bags and pillows for the floor if needed.
Hey, are you celebrating blanket fort day?
by Mscottie November 29, 2024
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Blanket out of the dryer

When a girl is so dry the condom stays inside her even though your dick doesnt, so you have to pull it out by hand.
Friend 1: Howd it go last night?

Friend 2: Man last night sucked, I had to pull the blanket out of the dryer
by MischievousDragon79 April 25, 2021
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Foofy blanket

A soft, light blanket that keeps you warm and cozy. To wrap around yourself or with your partner, or a cat.
Sabah loves her foofy blanket as much as her husband.
by Veewords December 13, 2024
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blanket fuckery

An act in which one enters a bed that their significant other was already tucked into, thus disrupting the comfort of the person already in bed.

Any situation where the bedsheets are tangled and/or bundled incorrectly also applies.
"What is this blanket fuckery that is occuring?"
by stickyballceiling February 19, 2025
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Being under a blanket

A feeling of trust, comfort and intimacy, like a child hiding under a blanket from their parents. Allowing someone under your metaphorical blanket implies letting them into your private world and trusting them.
Being under a blanket
exmp1:
I told you about 'my crisis' not because it might help you, but because you are the one who I want to know about me, "be under my blanket"

exmp2:

A: I don't care if people would or would not be happy that we date. That is mine.
B: What do you mean?
A: You are under my blanket.

exmp3:
A: I've never considered myself being under your blanket.
B: Wow.
by janthekdjsimp December 29, 2023
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Blanket

It’s a like a towel but warmer and fuzzier and when you cover your entire body with it except you face murderers and monsters are powerless because of the protection of the blanket and it’s force field.
Dude 1: wow it’s scary here
Dude 2: don’t be scared man I brought blankets to protects us from the cold and the monsters

Dude 1: thanks man that make me feel way better
by That funny person February 9, 2020
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