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Ass Balloon

Someone who is such an ass, that it may be possible that they are not even human. Rather, they are a balloon filled with multiple other asses.
I don't hang out with John anymore, because he's such an ass balloon!
by Brandumful May 18, 2015
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bust her water balloon

Did you fuck Janet yesterday?
Did you bust her water balloon?
You know it.
by 2014_chiguy April 21, 2007
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muslim water balloon

While a man's partner is sleeping, he shits, pisses, and cums in a condom. He then throws this latex covered mixture at his sleeping partner's face, thus waking her up to shit and semen everyhere.
person 1: Last night, I used Jenny's face as a muslim water balloon target. There was a massive glob of shit, piss, and cum on her face as she woke up from the massive blow. person 2: Disgusting, yet awesome!!!!
by mister superman 2 January 30, 2010
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balloon knot

blow up a balloon, pop it, turn it inside out around the knot and stretch it, looks amazingly like the anal sphincter.......yum yum
by plumit April 30, 2009
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Balloon

Balloon is a word to describe when someone has been out on the sesh all night and escsalades in a moment of sheer joy,jubilation and insanity
Matt Woodward from Gorbishire he just loves ballooning........
by bellend, wammy n ginge September 7, 2006
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balloon juice

Same as balloonjuice
by Chad December 7, 2003
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Bill O'Reilly

A guy who likes to say "Jack me off" (see the sound definition).
He's also a very good rapper.
by FlyEvolution January 6, 2005
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