Justin Beiber Fan

Someone who loves Justin Beiber probably more than they should, in any case. You might want to see a doctor about this.

Justin Beiber Fan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH I LOOOOVEEEEEEEEEE YOOOUUUU, JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!"

by crotchetyteenager November 26, 2010

Better Than Ezra

Amazing band that has been around for years. Finally they have made a new album called Before The Robots. Better Than Ezra is said to be named after Ezra Fitch from Abercrombie and Fitch as way back a band member was a model for A&F and decided to quit and be "Better Than Ezra."

Dude 1: Have you heard of Better Than Ezra?
Dude 2: OF COURSE! The are AWESOME, i've known about them for years.
Dude 1: Their music is addictive!
Dude 2: True that.

by ALifetimeR September 1, 2005

husband beater

A woman that, instead recieves beatings from her husband during arguements, beats the husband in anger. This is most often seen in drunks or woman that are dominant in the relationship.

*Middle of the night*
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ow! Stop!"

Neighbour: "WTF is that noise?"
Neighbour: "Ohh I think Louise is beating Ernie up again. Damn drunkards!"

~_~

by Rell August 27, 2005

Justin Beiber

An evil creature that bleeds once a month yet does not die. It is alergic to criticism and puberty. It's origins are unknown. though it was probably found somewhere in the woods and summoned by the necrinomicon to bring pain to Sensible people and to take the souls of 11 - 14 year old girls. It has been written in ancient scrolls that armageddon would come to talent if she should rise. Music tried to stop it but Usher fucked it up.

Me: So did you hear about that-

JB Fan: OH MY HOLY CRAP MY PANTS JESUS CUTE GOD THIS KID IS HAWT THATS RIGHT HAWT LIKE MUFFINS! Justin Beiber!

Me: What the hell did you say?

JB Fan: IM A MARRY HIS ASS,ASS,HES CUTE MUFFINS, PINK,MUFFINS!!! HE LIVES INSIDE ME!!! YOU SHALL NEVER RETRIEVE THE NECRINOMICON!!!

Me:(scared Voice) Can..Can you please stop?

JB Fan:(foaming from the mouth) (growling)RAHHARGAGARGARGH!!! JUSTIN BEIBER!!! RAGHHH!!!! (runs away)

Me: Holy Shit..SHe came out of nowhere!

by Fredrick Santos October 15, 2010

justin beiber

a guy who has no balls :)

he has no balls
it must be justin beiber

by bellbo45 November 30, 2010

Beiberfile

A younger person (under the age of 16) crushing on someone much older then them. Usually a bieber fan, aged between 4-12 who wants to marry Justin Bieber who is nearly twice their age.

John: Oh my God That girl is such a beiberfile
Jane: I know right he's nearly twice her age.

by Beiber Hater October 21, 2010

betterest

Better than the best. Cooler than Mount Everest.

Alex is the betterest.

by ronaldspidermonkey May 12, 2012