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boy band

Any group of five homosexual pedophile men who sing manufactured pop songs about love, romance, why women keep dumping them, and other overrated bullshit targeted towards pre-adolescent or teenybopper girls. Normally, these genetic defects should have had careers in flipping McDonalds burgers, since they can't even play a musical instrument or even read a music sheet if their lives depended on it.
How can each boy band be considered unique if they all look the same, act the same, sing in soprano, are all faggots, will never experience a vagina, and have an average shelf-life of only two years?
by AYB May 26, 2003
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The Greatest Band of All Time

The Beatles.

End of story. They totally defined rock music for the entire world and still remain influential and popular forty years after the fact. No other band could ever come close to their greatness.
John Lennon - rhythm guitar and vocals
Paul McCartney - bass guitar and vocals
George Harrison - lead guitar and vocals
Ringo Starr - drums and vocals
The Greatest Band of All Time's songs include:
A Hard Day's Night, Ticket to Ride, Eleanor Rigby, Blackbird, Yesterday, Yellow Submarine, Hey Jude, Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds, Come Together, Here Comes the Sun, and Let It Be
by Kate_Monster June 19, 2009
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Band Kid

1. A kid in a band
2. More specifically a "Marching Band Kid"

Traits of a band kid:
1. Plays an istrument (or pretends to)
2. Can read music (or pretends to)
3. Wears a goofy uniform
4. Wears compfy but silly-looking shoes in either black or while with the heel cut off
5. Has two brains... or none at all
Drummers are a diverse bunch of band kids... some are super-smart (not many (-:) annd some are super-dumb (are not! They just think differently)
by Kaytee P January 13, 2004
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air band

Like it's solo cousin, air guitar, an air band involves pretending to play musical instruments enthusiastically to recorded music. No actual instruments are involved.

Etymology: Scrubs.
Hey John, would you like to join my air band? We still need an air drummer and an air singer.
by JellyandPB December 29, 2009
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Band Camp

Also known as hell week(s). You run, stretch, march, drill, learn work (color guard) and music (band), and practice all in extreme heat. Which all results in muscle cramps, soreness, bruises, broken bones (color guard; on occasion), dehydration, and tiredness.
Band camp sucks.

I think I broke my wrist today at band camp.
by LoveJemo August 5, 2010
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banda

'Banda' means cock (penis) in Oriya (The regional language of Orissa-India).
Bia ku banda geila, bia jai ghare kahila. (When the cock fucked the pussy, pussy complained about it to her guardians.)
by odia September 12, 2008
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Shag band

Lame attampets by freaks to get shagged if a band is snapped.
(Fat guy) You just snapped my shag band, let's get going!

(hot chick) Ew, get away.
by Sam Bellis November 3, 2008
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