you're being a Laurance

A Lil piss drinking mongrel that lives in the toilet and eats your shit for fun and also strives to the most annoying being ever!

Oh you're being a Laurance today grow the fuck up you little shit

by ManChild42069 December 8, 2019

cutest human being in the world

campbell.

“my girlfriend campbell is the cutest human being in the world”

by calls <3 October 21, 2021

the perks of being a wallflower

only the best book (and movie) ever but whatever

me: "do you have any bleach so i can put it in my eyes?"
mom: "no wtf are you crazy????"
me: "i'm not crazy, i just read/watched the "i dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room" scene in the perks of being a wallflower"

or

friend: *sigh*"what are you crying for this time?"
me: "i just finished the perks of being a wallflower..."
friend: "bro you've read/watched this book/movie twenty times already, get over it"

by chloe__crts May 26, 2022

bing bong hoobin doobin

the essence of hoob mixed in with doobin shnoobin

shming is a bing bong hoobin doobin who floats in the bathtub.

by shnoodifym January 9, 2009

playing boingo-boingo in her velvet underground

SEX!

Doin the dirty...

fucking around

being a 14 year olds mothers worst nightmare

Mom: Son, I don't feel that you should go to Sarah's tonight..

Son: Chill, mom, it's not like I'm playing boingo-boingo in her velvet underground!

by HOoooooch February 16, 2009

bingefeed

to binge watch buzzfeed videos, read their articles, and/or take their quizzes

i just want to go home and go bingefeed

by Impossibear March 31, 2015

Being an Ismail

When your the sexiest, red dot forehead enthusiast around. All elephants are attracted to you and you will be guaranteed to be married to a youthful bride (cough cough 15 yrs old)!!!

Raj: That guy is so cool, there is no way I'll ever live up to being an Ismail.

by Xislac October 30, 2020