Alpaca Blanket 

When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.

If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.

Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?

Alpaca Blanket by TheRealFlow November 11, 2022

Vietnamese blanket trick 

Vietnamese women are known, far and wide for their sexual prowess.
In the Vietnamese Blanket Trick, a man and a woman are wrapped in a blanket whilst engaging in sex. The woman is then able to bring the man to orgasm simply through the use of her vaginal muscles.

You ain't had sex if you've never experienced the Vietnamese Blanket Trick.

Vietnamese blanket trick by Bien there November 20, 2022

wet blanket 

Mortie

Mortie is a wet blanket

wet blanket by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023

Picnic blanket 

A combination of spooge and period blood whilst banging a girl on the rag

Andrew gave his girlfriend Julia a picnic blanket yesterday at the party…No ants were reported injured..

Picnic blanket by Randino69 April 26, 2023

Baby Blanket Trauma 

Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.

Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma

Baby Blanket Trauma by Sjsnsnendnaksl July 2, 2023

Boston Blanket 

A group of Boston Terriers that form a blanket as they lay across you whenever you sit or lay down.

Me: Hey, I am going to take a nap on the couch.

My mother in-law who owns 8 dogs: Okay hun, enjoy that Boston Blanket. I'll go turn on the fan.

Boston Blanket by Domitri July 5, 2023

Dirty blanket

The opposite of a wet blanket. Someone who immediately makes things grimey for better or worse.

Positive:
Jamal : Oh so we’re having people over tonight? Let’s invite Nate

Phil : Fuck no dog Nate’s a dirty blanket. Every time he pulls up he brings an 8 ball and I end up nose deep in some Columbia Bam Bam and a mentally ill Latina. I love the guy but I got work tomorrow.

Negative:
Don’t invite Jorge to the function, he’s a dirty blanket. He always shows up off the pookie and scares the hoes.

Dirty blanket by OGmud July 13, 2023