Average Dumbass

bozo who keeps asking me to accept his friend request

Average Dumbass: Accept my friend request plsplsoslpsl
AngeryCat: no
Average Dumbass: :saddo:
AngeryCat: fuck you
AngeryCat: lo

by AngeryCat November 7, 2021

Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator

The Aperture Science brand Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.

Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah.

by TheREALQuazar May 23, 2022

average gigachad enjoyer

As a person who likes gigachad they shall be pleased with eternity of respect and support, however disliking giggachad shall lead you to eternity of hate and suffering by losing all your tik tok followers

"yo gigachad be #1 in all tiktok" -average gigachad enjoyer

by slogonoah July 21, 2022

Cow Alert

The situation of being in a farmland area and making sure you don't exit on the wrong ramp. A wrong exit could lead to confusing roads and many cows.

Cow alert! What's our exit again?

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Banana Alert

when a man wears trousers that are far too tight and you see the bulge of his penis in outrageous detail.

Banana Alert!!! Look at Chris's trousers. What the fuck has he got down there?

by Jellies99 June 19, 2015

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by <script3alert("<sc-by-MrZee")< September 3, 2016

native advertising

Advertising that in a desperate effort to get some credible attention, dress up as journalism. Always found among other pieces of journalism, trying to blend in and make you read it without realizing you're being fed advertising.

-This was some really spineless journalism for a serious newspaper, it's basically just worshipping The Church of Scientology!
-That's probably because it is a piece of native advertising, paid for by the scientologists.

by tropenatt September 14, 2017