Apple Butter

Lubricant used to perform highly pleasurable anal sex on a woman's perfectly shaped apple bottom.

Sandra had her Apple bottom ass up in the air ready for Roger to penetrate so he slapped a little apple butter on and drove it home.

by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015

Dely Apple

The Internet's most fashionable Saria Cosplayer. Is known to enjoy Reeces in cup form.

"The Dely Apple's habitat is often filled with nacho cheese Doritos and emptied Big Gulp containers."

by Mintymint November 8, 2003

rotten apple

rotten apple

an offensive term for a teenager who has disciplinary problems, mainly in school, and is being rebellious against their parents.

mother: Becky, i have bad news for you. answer my question :why have you turned out to be a rotten apple?. I didn't give birth to you so as a teenager you would be a rotten apple.

Becky: Lol. im not a rotten apple, mom. all i do in terms of rebellion is dye my hair purple and listen to rock music; in school my disciplinary problems amount to, at most, me fighting off some bastards of the male gender. you as my computer illiterate simply don't understand the children and teenagers of our generation.

by Sexydimma October 31, 2012

AppleEgo

Someone that owns a Mac Book, or an Apple product, that thinks they are far superior than those that own MP3s and PCs.

I can't stand Mark, just because he has a Mac doesn't make him God! He is such an AppleEgo.

by AndyFromTheOffice August 4, 2011

Green Apple Splatz

Or: Green Apple Splats

Slang for diarrhea made up on the TV show South Park.

"I got the green apple splatz from that little bastard Kenny." -Mr. Garrison

by Sly Magoo June 11, 2006

Carmel Apple With Nuts

When you eat peanuts early in the day, and when you're about to have sex, you poop on a girls face so you have peanut poop, and you then jizz on top

Marc I can't believe you gave Hanna a Carmel Apple with Nuts last night.

by 1861 Hope January 30, 2009

applausoleum

i. A can full of dead human's sound: applauding/cheering/whooping. Featured on the tracks of numerous sitcoms and series, to this very day.
ii. The place where this sound originates.
iii. The cause of much arritation; arritate.

(while watching a sit-com)

-so that was FUNNY??

-sure Jon: just listen to the applausoleum...

by Tyrian Dee October 24, 2006