Apples

Apples don't like niggers because they took their spot on the tree.

Apples: Man that nigger keeps hanging around it's so annoying
Applet: Yeah they've been taking our spots recently I don't know if this tree is big enough for all of the niggers
Niggers: Ooga this is our hanging spot... Ooga Apples will die because this is our spot on the tree

by 50 parker street October 29, 2019

apple box

Film industry slang term for any of the variously-sized tough wooden boxes used in movie production, which all have the same length and width dimensions, but are of various heights. Sizes include and are called, full apple, half apple, quarter apple, and pancake.

I had to stand on an apple box to be able to read the top of that light stand.

by Ian Ragsdale October 14, 2005

Dely Apple

The Internet's most fashionable Saria Cosplayer. Is known to enjoy Reeces in cup form.

"The Dely Apple's habitat is often filled with nacho cheese Doritos and emptied Big Gulp containers."

by Mintymint November 8, 2003

Apple Butter

Lubricant used to perform highly pleasurable anal sex on a woman's perfectly shaped apple bottom.

Sandra had her Apple bottom ass up in the air ready for Roger to penetrate so he slapped a little apple butter on and drove it home.

by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015

rotten apple

rotten apple

an offensive term for a teenager who has disciplinary problems, mainly in school, and is being rebellious against their parents.

mother: Becky, i have bad news for you. answer my question :why have you turned out to be a rotten apple?. I didn't give birth to you so as a teenager you would be a rotten apple.

Becky: Lol. im not a rotten apple, mom. all i do in terms of rebellion is dye my hair purple and listen to rock music; in school my disciplinary problems amount to, at most, me fighting off some bastards of the male gender. you as my computer illiterate simply don't understand the children and teenagers of our generation.

by Sexydimma October 31, 2012

Apple Cramming

a substitute for showering in the morning

"Why do you smell like apples?" "Oh i was so tired from cornswabbling last night that i was apple cramming this morning!"

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

Anal Apple

An apple that has been inserted into the ass of a pornstar, taken out, and then eaten.

Was this apple caramelized before it went into that ass, or is that shit? Either way I'm eating this anal apple.

by BrandonI. August 21, 2011