Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.
This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
by Jolly Jay June 9, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's Legal Agemug. A man, typically in his 40s or 50s, that is csnoiberally attractive. This phrase is a synonym for DILF.
friend 1 - "Woah. How old is that guys dad"
friend 2 - "Idk but hes good looking"
friend 1 - "Yea, he is certainly bee keeping age."
friend 2 - "Idk but hes good looking"
friend 1 - "Yea, he is certainly bee keeping age."
by innuendooo October 16, 2023
Get the bee keeping agemug. by 459395 March 6, 2022
Get the Gambling agemug. by Retrostyle November 24, 2020
Get the New Age Old Schoolmug. Iranian Rial Age is a noun that means merely a few days old.
Noun- Iranian Rial Age
Adj.- Iranian Rial
Noun- Iranian Rial Age
Adj.- Iranian Rial
by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021
Get the Iranian Rial Agemug. 
Get the Agelimug. Yeah, no she came out and said it, didn't she? You want me to fucking have a fucking "relationship" with the ran-through single mom with kids I could literally go to the bar with. But I'm "discriminating based on age." Get the fuck out of here with that. And don't try to spin it on me you know a bitch will fuck a fat old dude (I'm not old and am less fat that some of the fat fuck you be fucking) for a purse sometimes you know this bitch not about to by me anything.
Hym " 'Nice guys at a certain age' she says! We're getting closer and closer to the truth! 'Nice guys are great for after I run out of fat-cock options! They have no choice but to have a relationship with me and raise this fucking guys kid. But not yet. I still might be able to get a fat-cock. If I can't get a fat-cock then I'll settle for someone who is nice to me.' Is what THAT means. That's the settling to them. There's the juxtaposition for you Dave. What they're aiming for vs. What they're settling for. Wow! Just wow! It actually amazes me that she actually said it like that. I'm almost proud of her! Crazy."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
Get the At a certain agemug.