Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.
This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
by Jolly Jay June 9, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's Legal Agemug. A man, typically in his 40s or 50s, that is csnoiberally attractive. This phrase is a synonym for DILF.
friend 1 - "Woah. How old is that guys dad"
friend 2 - "Idk but hes good looking"
friend 1 - "Yea, he is certainly bee keeping age."
friend 2 - "Idk but hes good looking"
friend 1 - "Yea, he is certainly bee keeping age."
by innuendooo October 16, 2023
Get the bee keeping agemug. by 459395 March 6, 2022
Get the Marriage agemug. by r108 May 24, 2025
Get the Act your age accordinglymug. 
Space-age would be a great adjective to describe modern idotagers in north America and their notions of nationalism and patriotism
by Sexydimma November 21, 2017
Get the space-agemug. “How was your Sunday buddy?”
“Horrible, I was so hungover and then was overcome with Chick-Fil-Age. Every fucking Sunday man, it’s devastating.”
“Horrible, I was so hungover and then was overcome with Chick-Fil-Age. Every fucking Sunday man, it’s devastating.”
by Mandy and Piper October 16, 2020
Get the Chick-Fil-Agemug.