Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

Coke nail

A fingernail, typically the pinky nail, that is kept long for the sole purpose of using cocaine

My dealer has a coke nail

by Geezusnut August 25, 2013

nail whoran

our little Irish princess

28:who is that

369: oh that's Nail whoran he's the most o qwfx,fxqi,qi,qeor,riqxrhioq human being in the entire world im gonna die

by 28369 June 6, 2022

on the nail

without delay, on time (about payment; informal)

Usually, once I receive a bill, I pay it on the nail.

by vovahuevo September 24, 2017

piss nailed

when a guy holds his piss as long as he can then lays on his stomach and his girl fucks him with a strap on.

he lost the bet and got piss nailed by a hoy chick with a strap on

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022