Double Deuce

When 2 people each put one cheek on a toilet seat and simultaneously poop. Two people, one toilet.

Joann and Kain did a double deuce together this morning.

by poopygirl69 November 07, 2011

Deuce Juice

Deuce Juice is the toilet water that splashes up and hits you after a large forceful crap. Some also refer to their very watery diarrhea as deuce juice - think shit piss.

Walker started to spit uncontrollably after he dropped a monster grumpy and the deuce juice splashed up between his legs and hit his lips.

by Walker A July 10, 2012

Goose deuce

What results from a gaggle grazing in a field near a retaining pond. Taken from the second-level slang for going number two. Tends to be especially prevalent in U.S. suburban midwestern golf courses.

Golfer 1: Really glad that Aussie shepherd ran off all those geese.

Golfer 2: Yeah, but the damage is done...this fairway is covered in goose deuce.

by Beefchop89 November 18, 2019

Deuce Box

Noun (n) the restroom; the crapper

Hey where is josh?" "He just got in the Deuce Box, he'll be a while

by cidkudi December 16, 2010

Forty Deuce

What you call the new 42 ounce bottle of Olde English Malt Liquor. The ones you can't break over some fools head anymore.

Brandon told Shane to go pick him up a Forty Deuce at the General Store because he is too busy knitting a sweater for this winter.

by OneBrownKlown July 08, 2018

chunkin the deuce

crackers give the peace sign, pimps chuck the deuce. so one more reason it aint cool to be white.
put up your index finger and and middle finger at the same time.

"yo whats up baby *hold up 2 fingers*

there you go you chucked a deuce

by DirtehMo June 23, 2005

Wooshy Deuce

A random saying people often say when they are drunk.

Wooshy deuce all up in that sky.

by McKayKay June 21, 2009