Morning Brain

When you first wake up and you are stupider than normal.

Dude, I can’t do that right now I got morning brain.

by Yo Mama Like Me January 04, 2021

pp brain

A pp brain is when a person is stupid in the head

It could also mean craving pp or having a dirty mind

fam, why you always having a pp brain smh

by jackwasactuallytaken November 24, 2021

Brain Butcher

A relentless maths teacher that overestimates everyone and imposes her beliefs on the students’ brains, therefore butchering them.

Dave: “What’s up, Darren- OH GOD! WHAT IS THAT, A FOREHEAD HERNIA-!?”
Darren: “No, Mr. Biggshoson brain butchered my brain this maths lesson.”
Dave: “how does one do such a horrible thing...?”
Darren: “He gave us 10 extra questions do finish off before the lesson. If we didn’t, then detentions galore.”
Dave: “oh”

by adopt a toblerone October 20, 2019

boobs for brains

When a girl is super attractive but really dumb, usually has big boobs, lots of make up and is very dimsighted.

Guy 1: "hey did you ever get with that girl?"
Guy 2: "no man, she has boobs for brains, I couldn't even have a normal conversation with her"
Guy 1: "that blows.."

by maccaronitoni November 18, 2014

brain job

when your gf/bf covers your nose with their mouth and blows up your nostrils giving you a weird tingly feeling in your head

I was making out with my boyfriend when he decided to give me a brain job. he is so weird

by suckmyash August 03, 2015

Burning Brain

When all you can think about is about Burning Man even though you have a job, deadlines, a wife, a mortgage, pets, etc. The condition of not being able to focus on anything else but Burning Man.

"Baby , I'm so sorry I forgot to mail in the mortgage check this month, I've got Burning Brain."

by Kapt'n and Kitty August 22, 2017

Foggy Brain

A cognitive delay due to recently waking up. May also be attributed to hunger or anger.

Corey doesn't know what he's talking about, he has Foggy Brain.

by Dr. John, PsyD March 13, 2013