A rotund, simple man who likes the small things in life. Like tea, sunny weather, the local, and gay porn. He also has a deep love of mayonnaise, and commonly uses it as a skin cream. Stephen is famous for his mayonnaise odour and ear massages.
Lad 1: Have you been down to the local recently?
Lad 2: No.
Lad 1: Stephen Rochford was just there the other day! His potatoes have become cannibalistic again!
Lad 2: No.
Lad 1: Stephen Rochford was just there the other day! His potatoes have become cannibalistic again!
by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016
Get the Stephen Rochfordmug. The light, that I desperately needed in my life.. I had searched for it for that long, I had given up, loosing all hope, but there it was. The light had appeared from nowhere, it was dim, but it was there, each day growing brighter and brighter. It was a familiar light, that I had seen before, but took no notice. A light that had I taken notice years ago, could have saved me from years of darkness and might have shone brighter itself..
by Neubolical Kay January 9, 2023
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by B1 from N80 chat May 30, 2023
Get the stephen coffmug. Stephens are very caring for the ones they love, they will do anything for their girlfriend. Stephens arent very confident but they arent ugly either they just arent confident in themselves. He can be very sarcastic and make jokes he doesnt mean. Hes a very good friend but is very dry sometimes. He can also be very annoying and just pure dirty minded. If you have a stephen as a friend or boyfriend you should keep him because he is an amazing friend!
"stephen is cool ig"
by larzia June 11, 2021
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by KtMIVQoE April 22, 2023
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