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Slow-clinger

A person who, when in a relationship, is distant at first but then extremely clingy after a set amount of time (usually after 3 or 6 months).
"For the first 6 months Tom was so distant and aloof but now I can't get him to stop texting me. I think he's a slow-clinger"
by shotshaper9 September 19, 2015
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Slow Body Syndrome

When the words in your brain are speaking faster than your hands can type it.
Hey man, I was texting my sister the other day when I suddenly got slow body syndrome.
by Meyrl March 28, 2021
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Go slow

Was written as. Waiting around for everyone to go on a go slow.
Original waiting for definition Tic tok : Was written as. Waiting around for everyone to go on a go slow.
by Craftbeerand73 October 31, 2020
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slow cooking

Term used to setting a person up or luring someone in. Best used to describe a hoe setting up another victim.
You deceitful ass hoe. You played me and now you slow cooking another sucker for the count.
by Black Riz September 26, 2008
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Slow

Slow is a slang term used for illicitly produced fentanyl (different from the fentanyl produced by big pharma, which is often used for pain management when someone is on hospice).

Fentanyl is a dangerous street drug that is known for being inexpensive and very deadly. Throughout the 2010s and 2020s, in the US it said that fentanyl has killed over 100,000 people (I imagine you could easily find a source for this).
'I did a shot of slow last night and Barbara had to Narcan me three times. When I woke up I was so pissed at her, not only because I was sick but mostly because it was such a waste of dope.

So you like the slow and the go? (This would be asking someone if they use both fentanyl and methamphetamine).:

All I got left is some slow, it's $15 a point.
by Slowandgoletsgo February 14, 2025
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Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 11, 2022
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slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.
"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."
by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019
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