Mickey Mouse Qual

To get a lucky qualification for something.

"John got such a mickey mouse qual for the wrestling state finals, he's so lucky."

by Billie The Bob May 22, 2022

Mickey Mouse Park

A baseball ballparks where it is easier than usual to be able to hit a home run due to things such as walls being closer than most other parks.

Man Yankees Stadium is such a Mickey Mouse Park, players are always hitting home runs at the short porch.

by Anthboi1406 April 25, 2023

mickey mouse slaughterhouse

The Evil Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Mickey: Come to the Mickey Mouse Slaughterhouse

by TheRealMugman October 26, 2020

All Cat No Mouse

When you’re bored or having nothing to chase / do.

“I’ve got nothing to do. All cat no mouse.”

by cal w February 6, 2021

Mickey mouse moment

A word used to define moments of pure confusion and ignorance

"Hey Jack, Peter's mother died of cancer!"

"That's a mickey mouse moment right there!"

by Mirko Ilari Simolin November 28, 2022

great white mouse

an ounce of coke. its called this because it is about the same shape, color, and size of a white mouse.

person 1: bagging up coke takes soo long, man.
person 2: yeah thats because its the great white mouse.

by mah dude August 17, 2006

Mouse in the house

Mouse in the house is when your penis is too small to have sex with a girl, so for her pleasure, you tie the tail of the mouse to your small penis and have sex with her.

Dude last night I gave my girl a mouse in the house, it was rad.

by Tusen2KxX December 5, 2017