Pizza brain

When someone mentions pizza and you suddenly realize it's all you ever wanted. You now can't focus on anything else unless it's pizza.

Aww man I can't talk about this now, I got pizza brain. Get me a fucking slice!

by Carlyy_marley July 23, 2017

brain damage

apple simps

apple simps are brain damage, they make me want to f ucking die

by kjqherdgfqebrpufiq0e4398tgupoq May 6, 2022

Grug Brain

Someone who has a very primitive thought process

Homo Sapien 1: "OOOOO fire look so cool."
Homo sapien 2: "You're such a Grug Brain."

by crazyfortniteman October 31, 2021

brain afterbirth

A loose measurement of how stupid, ridiculous, or retarded something is.

That kid has too much brain afterbirth.

The amount of brain afterbirth in that video was astounding.

by Zebora September 21, 2017

Foggy Brain

A cognitive delay due to recently waking up. May also be attributed to hunger or anger.

Corey doesn't know what he's talking about, he has Foggy Brain.

by Dr. John, PsyD March 13, 2013

Pickleball Brains

Someone who thinks and/or acts small and/or stupid in everyday life.

Look at where you are going Pickleball Brains, you almost hit that pedestrian

by jondich February 26, 2021

Boner Brain

The phenomenon when a males mind becomes filled with extremely sexual thoughts when one has a boner. In other words a person thinks with their boner.

I had a serious case of boner brain in class and almost spunked my pants thinking of fucking Ms. Williams

by TadBitOfThad May 11, 2015