Holy Dugger Dick Monkey

A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them

Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.

by Redneck0?rtasf March 11, 2017

Flying Nut Monkey

Verb: The act of swinging on a sex swing wearing a gorilla suit.

Mary Ann was totally into the flying nut monkey last night.

by Filthy gym sock July 16, 2017

chucking the monkey

Pitched at a GTLive Stream during a playthrough of Little Nightmares. Though no explicit definition was given, context provided by MatPat and Steph suggests it is a euphemism for masturbation. Repeated remarks about both of them chucking their monkeys warranted a mature stream warning. They talked about not chukcing the monkey in front of an audience and equal chucking the monkey rights.

Person 1: Ugh I'm so stressed right now.
Person 2: Try putting on some porn and chucking the monkey. It always helps me relax.

by WhatEvenIsLifeWhyDoesItExist May 12, 2017

The Fish Monger

Me and my pal got the fish stripped of any bones and proceeded to rub it up and down our bodies til we were soaking wet with blood and fish oils. Then with a straw we sucked it off each other's bodies. It's over when the first one is sick.

Wow me and my dad just played "The Fish Monger" it was a great bonding experience.

by Steve Jobs 21230 May 27, 2017

smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

A different type of monkey

(n.) The kind that isn't a man.

You can order the special or you can get a different type of monkey.

by TJ Tremorgun September 18, 2017

italian dance monkey

When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.

Yo guys I gave this girl a really good Italian dance monkey last wednesday.

by finlow1616 June 29, 2017