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Big John

Our lord and saviour, controls every country, every bank, funds both sides of every war. Controls everything you have ever known.
"ah my taxes have gone up" -alex
"Just big John controlling the world :/" - Collom
by The alphabet is a lie November 25, 2023
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Sir’ John

Sir’ John’s usually have really big dicks they our also really good in bed but they our really strong and muscular
Girl 1: Yea Sir’ John had a really big dick
Girl 2: Was he good at using it
Girl 1: amazing
by yourgaylol November 28, 2023
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Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.
Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.
by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023
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Sweatpants John

Sweatpants John is what you call someone that is really good at a video game. They try so hard that they sweat. And they would then need to put Sweatpants on.
Brooooo that Sweatpants John literally killed me in 5 seconds. Fortnite is such a tough game!
by Cragnon December 17, 2023
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Peeping john

A peeping john, which is also be called for as “The Whip snake” are regularly peepers are far more more dangerously than you think. Peeping John can also be a great intelligent guy, but his mortal enemy is the beach as it does not swim, but peeps
Wow, there it is, it’s the peeping John back down at the beach admiring once and for all.
by The great majority December 19, 2023
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pancake john

yo is that pancake john??
by pancakejohn December 22, 2023
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Liam Johansson

Tojo is a person who makes small infants combust because of his radiating mana.
His dick is to long to measure and his nostrils would swallow the entire north pacific sea.

أحب لعق قضيب الرجل ثم التبول بالدم
Liam Johansson walked into the birthing room and our newborn son exploded.
by Tojo828 December 30, 2023
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