bag of hammered assholes

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.

Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.

Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.

by Mumbls December 3, 2024

holy mommy fucking shit bags

Something to say when ur angry or really mad at someone or something

HOLY MOMMY FUCKING SHIT BAGS THAT HURT!!!

by URMOMUSDOTCOMUS May 6, 2021

Charlotte-bagging

Surreptitiously collecting food at a public event to bring home and snack on later.

Charon came to the Christnmas celebration and was Charlotte-bagging all the nußecke.

After this event I'm fina Charlotte-bag the hell outta the Mexican Tea Cakes.

Bro, I so hate when you show up to family supper pick up, and there's all these pineapple shalom sisters Charlotte-bagging all the kiwis.

by The.blue.flower. October 19, 2025

Monk Bag

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")

My girl is totally down for the Monk Bag so I can achieve enlightenment!

by lost_number August 17, 2016

Vadge bagged

Instead of men screwing women over, this is the term used when a woman screws a man over.

"I caught him cheating on me, so I vadge bagged him over before he had the opportunity to cheat anymore!"

by Brok702 March 12, 2009

just put the fries in the bag

Something you say to someone whos waffling

Zach: You're such a fatass you eat mcdonald's every day and you don't take a shower. Plus you don't support Michigan Football, which brought a 15-0 perfect record and a national championship and broke numerous NFL combine records and retired Nick Saban last year. This is why you don't have any bitches and stink everyday. Gross, FOH scum.

Jamal: just put the fries in the bag bro

by Valkyrae Pantyhose Pics July 18, 2024

Chai bagging

The act of tea bagging (when a man puts his scrotum in another person’s mouth) when the participants are of Indian ethnic origin.

My Indian boyfriend asked me If we could try chai bagging him tonight.

by Notme1979 October 10, 2019