bottle rocket cock

An act of squeezing the head of your penis at the point of ejaculation so as to build up the total pressure of the load. Then releasing it all at once, typically aiming upward at your partners face. The semen will travel 2-3 times farther and will be very unexpected.

She asked me to release my seed on her stomach but I gave her the bottle rocket cock and coveted her face instead.

by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014

Spicy Cock Tail

When you cum inside a chick and she squeezes the cum out into a shot glass filled with "Da Bomb" hot sauce then she takes the shot.

Damn bro that "Spicy Cock Tail" maneuver she pulled on me last night went DUMMY HARD!

by VictrixRL December 25, 2022

Water Bottle Cock

A fucking huge ass cock with the girth of a fucking water bottle

"Ohhhh no here comes Caden with his Water Bottle Cock"

by BulletProofBoyScouts June 1, 2021

Cock a doodle dude

The act of anal sex between two males.

Hank: "Larry you wanna be my cock a doodle dude?"
Frank as he rips off his clothes: " I thought you'd never ask."
Followed is a session of anal sex.

by Shannon Toste October 20, 2016

Monster horse cock

An abnormally large horse dick

That horse has a monster horse cock!

by Jhgdt May 29, 2021

Diet Cock Energy

Diet cock energy means that you give off the vibe of having a small penis

Yo man, your brother gives off diet cock energy big time.

by Yourmomsbrotherscat October 18, 2022

Cock-blocked by geometry

AKA the pornhub video buffering. Or the white circle of doom.

Guy 1: dude i got cock-blocked by geometry last night
Guy 2: haha the video buffered huh?
Guy 1: yeah. I need better internet.

by Tacocat777 March 6, 2017