Cock wobbling thunderclap

When spooning, the little spoon farts on the big spoons penis, making it vibrate

Got a right Cock wobbling thunderclap off the missus last night!

by Forgetful8 February 20, 2020

Cock and ball nurture

Cock and ball nurture can be described as the nurturing of the cock and ball sack. This doesn’t mean exclusively mean something that causes pleasure, but something that nurtures to the cock and balls. It can be a nice ball deodorant, anything.

What it’s your opinion on cock and ball torture?

I’ve never been a fan of torture, but i’m a huge advocate for Cock and ball nurture.

by Underings May 8, 2020

Cyborg Cock™

A cybernetically enhanced penis

syn: Robocock

Girl 1: “I slept with Dave last night and he actually had a Cyborg Cock™!!”

by Mtimes4 June 28, 2020

cock-smoker blue

A shade of light blue that would instantly suggest that you smoke pole.

Did you see the guy down the street painted his dirt bike cock-smoker blue?

by Yz Fritz January 28, 2013

cock a doodle dipshit

A phrase spoken out of extreme frustration, often attributed to Ernie (Ghoulardi) Anderson.

1. Ohhhh cock a doodle dipshit!!!! I forgot the line

See also Waah Shitballs!

by ASja2002 September 14, 2013

cock-n-stein

A penis tattooed with bolts on the side to resemble Frankenstein.

Guy: sup bitchezzz... check dis mufuckin cock-n-stein
*whips out*
Bitchezzz: oh daddy give me that big hard cock-n-stein
Guy: fuck dat... i'm gay

by Fagatron1927 March 14, 2011

cocked on my neck

When someone disses you or hates on you or causes discomfort

Ex 1: Did she say no to going out with you?

Yea, she totally cocked on my neck

Ex 2: my boss cocked on my neck this morning by having me clean the bathroom

by Petey75 March 27, 2011