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Jack-Off Scratchpot

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.
"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."
by KickDickem April 20, 2017
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pull off a Ralf Stegner

Auf Twitter die Menschen zu einer normativen Verhaltensweise auffordern und etwa ein Jahr später dieser Anweisung auf Twitter selbst widersprechen.
Twitter-User am 29. März 2016: "Uneingeschränkte Pressefreiheit ist eine Grundvoraussetzung für Demokratie - das muss man heutzutage offenbar wieder erklären."

Gleicher Twitter-user am 24.April 2017: "Unverschämter WELT-Artikel von Dxxxxxxx Sxxxx ("Die Sozialdemokratisierung der AfD"). Diese Demokratiefeinde sind das Gegenteil von SPD!"

Anderer Twitter-User: "Wow, you really pull off a Ralf Stegner?"
by Dr_Kurt April 26, 2017
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doors off

The lads were doors off on Saturday
by Matty14260 May 4, 2017
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Philling off

The act of complaining about something but never actually doing anything about it. Mostly in reference to your relationship with a girlfriend
Tim needs to quit philling off on Facebook
by Rusty dildo May 5, 2017
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Saddles Off

This phrase is used in order to describe that something exciting just happened, is happening, or is about to happen. It is most commonly used among friends at parties.
1) Fred: "Hey boys, pre game at my place tonight."
Brad: "Sick bro, saddles off. Hook 'em baby!"
2) "yah know that moment when you realize while in bed with a girl that she is a total freak, and it's saddles off boys"
by Boob man May 20, 2017
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Dust off of the keyhole

I think tonight is worth an old Dust off of the keyhole eh?
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