that cool white guy

that cool white guy in your life. He’s usually straight and cis but he’s like cooler than the other cis straight white guys in your life. Cool white guys usually love their mom and are probably afraid of bugs.

person 1: Hey there’s that cool white guy with his mom!!
person 2: that guys my favorite

by ilovepissyummypissyummy November 9, 2021

White Mud

The act of ejaculating on the ground getting your partner to step in it then suck it off their toes

Man - how was last night with that hoe

Friend - so good. Got some of that white mud action

by Hugh jnutz November 9, 2021

josh white charm

the charm of a Canadian in australia that women love

becky: he used the accent and the josh white charm didn’t he. Suzanne: yep and it somehow workef

by ballz1299 November 10, 2021

Seen white

Someone who has smoked weed and hit a belter of a whitey

She was so stoned that She seen white

I’ve seen white before bro

by Bigsummablowout123 November 12, 2021

White trash

Anyone with the last name Pritchard or related

That white trash over there married to his cousin.

by Magoo93 November 15, 2021

B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.

Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”

by summertime36 September 6, 2021

White soot

Someone hot and cool and pro and smart

Omg there goes White soot Im your fan!!

by Quackduckzx September 6, 2021