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Black box warrior (p1)

Well he collapsed with Stevens-Johnson Syndrome on the E.R. floor
Panic attacked, anaphylactic and ataxic
The way he spun his butterfly risked all six his phalanges
Roman candles at both ends in his synapses
And the method with which he recycled his humors
Trojan Horse'd his Blood-Brain Barrier and raised the LD-50, yes, yes
And through flight-or-fight revelation shame the Black Box Warrior
He skipped this town and headed straight down history
Shields himself from reason in a Kevlar baby-blue Tuxedo
Quilted from the finest fibers, flesh, and fiberglass, and flowers
His ego a mosquito, evil incarnate good incognito
Pops placebos for libido, screaming, "Bless the torpedoes"
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Well, he was wearing stolen rubber shoes and wrapped a poison ivy noose
Around his Lotus jugular when they came
Well, they found him with a map to every victim of his love
And a tattoo of a blue jay on his face
And they waited for his vital signs to lie and let a flatline cry
A hymn out in Hungarian Harmonic
But he cocked his noggin, through his stoma sang, "For auld lang syne"
"Happy birthday to the succulents, I'll die your hydroponics"
His rib cage was a hornet's nest, palpitations set the beat
His vagus nerve a turk's head knot, an axel hitch, a carrick bend
to get this published, I have to add the name, but they also wouldnt let me add all the elyrics so this is just a part 1! anyways, here's the enamel that this site wanted : Black box warrior (p1)
by AHAHHARAGHGHGHGHGGHG!!!!!! ): November 8, 2023
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black air forces

niggas that wear black air forces are scoundrels who should not be crossed, they have definitely stomped out more people they can count with they mischievous uneducated ass.
larry: ay some guy just punched me you tryna jump him w me?

jason: what shoes he had on?

larry: high top black air forces

jason: aw hell naw slime that mane def double strapped you should apologise to him fo running into his fist
by Blight 420 March 29, 2023
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Black Jono

A Black Jono is a breed of slim bois who tends to be the sideline to whoever is near them. They don't tend to be very brave or admirable they are however weak scrawny and sad. These types of Jono's are best avoided. They can't make any physical/verbal contact with any women you can see them typing to them safely from a distance using social media apps.
"Hey Pierre did u hear about jono?"
"Yea he sent his skinny jonah skinny jonah to Monique"
"He's such a black Jono"
by BigDikNiqqa May 28, 2020
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black fragility

noun

Discomfort and defensiveness on the part of some Black people who live in a predominantly White Culture due to fixating on long since past injustices which they never experienced (and weren't experienced by anyone in their family alive today) causing them to imagine racism where none exists, and pine away for living in a culture that is predominantly Black instead.
Black fragility has caused black privilege that now exists in modern America.
by Nanker Phelge January 8, 2024
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rich black nigga

by oofblockboy May 29, 2023
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NEO-black

A person who can freely benefit from the positive aspects of the black culture while not suffer from the marginalisation of black people. In some cases might be the offspring of a culture appropriating figure , who would thus be validated through their interracial offspring.
Ah man look at the kardashians ! Such lovely kids they’ve got. Def gonna be the neo-blacks of tomorrow
by Tjay May 6, 2021
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Black

Reagan is Black
by What? - November 14, 2023
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